I hope your new mans good for you in bed
Better than this whisky-drinking slob
A weekend in Vienna, a boat trip on the Med
I hope youve found the right man for the job.
Oh hes fine, hes just fine
He loves me just like you loved your wine
When it comes to other women, I bet he doesnt touch a drop
I think youve found the right man for the job.
Heres to then, and cheers
Thanks for the friendship youve given these years
Heres to him, and cheers
Hes given me some happiness where you just gave tears
He must have a big yacht
A nose in the air cant be all that hes got
A good head on his shoulders isnt everything hes got
I think Ive found the right man for the job
I thank you for the toffees that you gave
And thank you for the flowers that didnt arrive
I sent you a bouquet, but I sent it to your grave
I didnt think that you were still alive
Oh hes fine, hes still fine
He likes to wine and dine and actually dine
His roses are regular, his kisses on the dot
I think Ive found the right man for the job
Youll be pleased to hear Ive found a new romance
Seven gins for seven tonics begin a merry dance
Were out every night til nighttime ends