At the theater, I did meet her
And the show was whimsical and sublime
Im in tatters, nothing matters
Til I grasp a big disaster like a mime
Shes got the squeegee on the ouija
She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime
Dont disease me, dont you sneeze me
You can cheese me anytime, its not a crime
In the first act, there was a jester
With an apple and a mango and some wine
He flung the ice-cube, he was so rude
And he jousted with the flaming huffy dog ? ? ?
Shes got the squeegee on the ouija
She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime
Dont disease me, dont you sneeze me
You can cheese me anytime, its not a crime
In the courtyard, there was a large cube of lard
With decorations all around
There was a bandit, we couldnt stand it
He was sniffing the cube like a hound
Shes got the squeegee on the ouija
She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime
Dont disease me, dont you sneeze me
Oh yeah