Woke up this morning, what do I see
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, You Levi?
Im like, Yes, thats me sir
Well you just knocked up the VP nominees daughter
So I tell him No, you got it wrong mister,
Already got a girl and her names Bristol
They all laugh and say Where you been, sonny?
Your mother in laws a heartbeat from the presidency
So I say, Mother in law? No, we aint getting married
They say, Soon you will boy, she just announced it
I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girls home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her whats goin on
Im a fckin redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit and do some chillin I guess
You fck with me and Ill kick your ass
So we talk and it turns out we dont believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell them Im 18 years old,
They say Levi its too late, youve got to do as youre told
Im a fckin redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit and do some chillin I guess
You fck with me and Ill kick your ass