When I was a small boy here in London town
Seasons snow was fallin on the ground
All the friends and family here on Christmas Eve
Gather round to dress the Christmas tree
But daddys down at the pub, full of Christmas cheer
Probably wont come home until next year
Oh, the Christmas bells are ringin
And the carolers are singin
But Daddy, he dont hear em
Hes yellin at the Christmas tree
Santas balls are jinglin
Mommys hips a-wigglin
But Daddy, he dont hear em
Hes yellin, hes yellin at the Christmas tree
All right now, yeah
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Uncle is a sports fan, granny likes a joke
But no one laughs when Daddy stumbles home
But he dont fall asleep
Whoa, the night was gettin black
You see, oh God, Dad had too much Jack
Oh Lord!
Every year is the same old thing like Rudolphs red nose
Tellin this story never will get old
Oh, the Christmas bells are ringin
And the carolers are singin
But Daddy, he dont hear em
Hes yellin at the Christmas tree
Santas balls are jinglin
Mommys hips a-wigglin
But Daddy, he dont hear em
Hes yellin, hes yellin at the Christmas tree
Well, alright now, yeah
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Well, alright now
Yellin at the Christmas tree
Santa came down the chimney but then he ran upstairs
Jumped in bed with mommy, she didnt care
Across the room went the fruitcake
Ah, the wreath came off the door
If these are holidays, I can take no more
Every year, its the same old thing like Rudolphs red nose
Hearing this story never will get old
Oh, the Christmas bells are ringin
And the carolers are singin
But Daddy, he dont hear em
Hes yellin at the Christmas tree
Santas balls are jinglin
Mommys hips a-wigglin
But Daddy, he dont hear em
Hes yellin at the Christmas tree
Santas balls are jinglin
Mommys hips a-wigglin
But Daddy, he dont hear em
Hes yellin, hes yellin at the Christmas tree
Well, alright now, yeah
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hes yellin at the Christmas tree
Hes yellin at the Christmas tree
Hes yellin at the Christmas tree
Hes sleepin in the Christmas tree, yeah