Got no gaps in your teeth? You must be happy
Cola bottles, sugar coated
Weve had sugar to eat, dont try and stop me
Flying saucers filled with sherbet
We want the right to eat sweets without yr frowning
Dont tell us what we cant do now
And we see the powers that be in sugar, drowning
Ten pee mixture for the way home
This is an advertisement
Hey, make way for the sweet shop avengerz
So make the sweet adjustment
A-okay, were the sweet shop avengerz
Never too old to eat sweets, unless you feel it
Chocolate mice with strawberry center
Reclaim the rights to rot teeth, you know you need it
Candy shrimps, theyre foamy inside
Its not a crime to be seen sucking a lolly
Vampire sweets that stick to your teeth
And its hardly obscene to fill yr trolley
Ten pee mixture for the way home
This is an advertisement
Hey, make way for the sweet shop avengerz
So make the sweet adjustment
A-okay, were the sweet shop avengerz
Kneejerk, its a sugar fascination
Kneejerk, that infects the teen-c nation
Kneejerk, but we love the sweet sensation
Kneejerk, as it rots the population