Drivin down the interstate
Runnin 30 minutes late
Singin Margaritaville and mindin my own
Some foreign car drivin dude
With a road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me talkin on his cell phone
He started yellin at me
Like I did something wrong
He flipped me the bird
And then he was gone
Some beach somewhere
Theres a big umbrella
Casting shade over an empty chair
Palm trees are growin, and warm breeze is blowin
I picture myself right there
On some beach, somewhere
I circled the parkin lot
Tryin to find a spot
Just big enough
I could park my ol truck
A man with a big cigar
Was gettin into his car
I stopped and I waited for him to back up
But from out of nowhere a Mercedez Benz
Came cruisin up, and whipped right in
Some beach, somewhere
Theres nowhere to go
When youve got all day to get there
Theres cold Margaritas
And hot senoritas
Smilin with long dark hair
On some beach, somewhere
Well, I sat in that waitin room
Seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said the docs ready for you
Youre not gonna feel a thing
Well give you some novocaine
That tooth will be fine in a minute or two
But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum
And he started drillin before I was numb
Some beach, somewhere
There a beautiful sunset burnin up the atmosphere
Theres music and dancin and lovers romancin
In the salty evenin air
On some beach, somewhere
On some beach, somewhere