Food processors are great
Its six oclock on the dot and Im half way home
I feel foul mouthed as I stand an wait for the underground
And a nervous disposition doesnt agree with this
I need something to remind me that theres something else
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
With all the people who are waiting
There never seems to be one
Say something, say something else
Say something, say something else
Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion
If you stare too long you lose your appetite
A nervous disposition doesnt agree with this
You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains
I need a holiday somewhere in the sun
With all the people who are waiting
There never seems to be one
Say something, say something else
Say something, say something else
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
You can have our holidays
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
For one week only, a special offer
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
With all the people who are waiting
There never seems to be one
Say something, say something else
Go on, say something, say something else
Say something, say something else
Say something, say something else