Oh, Mr. Robinson
And his quangos
Dirty dealer, expensive car
Runs the buses and the evening star
He got a hairpiece ooh, he got herpes
His private life is very discreet
A nicer man, no, youre never gonna meet
Yeah, hes the self confessed savior of the dim white wing
He got respiratory problems and a Masons ring
Oh, Mr. Robinson
And his quangos
Drinks with generals and county wives
The family business is doing alright
Theyre doing tangos, down in the quangos
Makes them tick oh, he makes them tock
And if you dont fit, he put you in the dock
Just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumb
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum
He ran into the toilets in the town hall
He got his Biro out and he wrote on the wall
Im wearing black French knickers under my suit
Ive got stocking and suspenders on
Im feeling rather loose
Ooh, Im the naughty boy
Ooh, Im the naughty, naughty boy
Said who?
Hes the self confessed savior of the dim right wing
He got respiratory problems and a Masons ring
Ooh, Im the naughty, naughty boy
Ooh, Im the naughty, naughty boy
Ooh, Im the naughty, naughty boy
Ooh, Im the naughty, naughty boy
Ooh, Im the naughty, naughty boy
Ooh, Im the naughty, naughty boy
Ooh, Im the naughty, naughty boy
Ooh, Im the naughty, naughty boy