Hey Joe, whered you find that pearly-girly?
Whered you get that jolly-dolly?
Howd you rate that dish I wish was mine?
Hey Joe, shes got skin thats creamy-dreamy
Eyes that look so lovey-dovey
Lips as red as cherry-berry wine
Now listen Joe, I aint no heel
But old buddy let me tell you how I feel
Shes a honey, shes a sugar-pie
Im warning you Im gonna try to steal her from you
Hey Joe, though weve been the best of friends
This is where our friendship ends
I gotta have that dolly for my own
Hey Joe, come on lets be buddy-duddy
Show me youre my palsy-walsy
Introduce that pretty little chick to me
Hey Joe, quit that waiting, hesitating
Let me at her, whats the matter
Youre as slow as any Joe can be
Now come on Joe, lets make a deal
Let me dance with her to see if she is real
Shes the cutest girl Ive ever seen
Ill tell you face to face I mean to steal her from you
Hey Joe, now well be friends till the end
This looks like the end, my friend
I gotta have that dolly for my own