Well its hotter than hell outside right now
Its a hundred in the shade with the sun beatin down
Forecast callin for some more of the same
Well I cant fix that
But I can fix a drink
I turn on Fox News and then CNN
But its the same dang thing all over again
The worlds in the toilet and the markets in the tank
Well I cant fix that
No, but I can fix a drink, pour it on ice
Mix it on up and get you feeling right
I can get you buzzed, I can get you smilin
I can make you feel like youre sittin on an island
I can make it fruity or I can make it strong
All you gotta do is tell me what you want
Put it to your lips, take a little sip
And tell me what you think babe, lets drink
Yeah, I can fix a drink
You say you gotta broken phone and a broken heart
The boss is on your back and your truck wont start
None of your friends wanna listen to Hank
Well I cant fix that
No, but I can fix a drink, pour it on ice
Mix it on up and get you feeling right
I can get you buzzed, I can get you smilin
I can make you feel like youre sittin on an island
I can make it fruity or I can make it strong
All you gotta do is tell me what you want
Put it to your lips, take a little sip
Tell me what you think
Yeah, I can fix a drink
I dont know whats going on with you
But if youve got some cheap whiskey and some Mountain Dew
Malibu, Cuervo, Coke in a cup
Brother I can hook you up
I can fix a drink, pour it on ice
Mix it on up and get you feeling right
I can get you buzzed, I can get you smilin
I can make you feel like youre sittin on an island
I can make it fruity or I can make it strong
All you gotta do is tell me what you want
Put it to your lips, take a little sip
And tell me what you think babe, lets drink
Yeah, I can fix a drink
Yeah, I can fix a drink