There used to be a time candlelight and wine
Was all that a woman would need
Man you were a winner if you took her out to dinner
Or a movie she wanted to see
But the world has turned and its time you learned
That the old aint working no more
Yeah the rules have changed its brand new game
And buddy if you want to score
Youve got to get off the couch get out of the house
Long about Friday night
Shine up your boots polish up your moves
If you want to keep her satisfied
Oh a little bump and grind will do it every time
If you want to keep your little girl
But you dont stand a chance
Less you take her out and dance
Cause were living in a honky tonk world
Well sooner or later all you couch potatoes
Where youre gonna be the lonely one
And if you want good lovin then you gotta keep up
And you better know your Brooks from your Dunns
Dont even think that your Engelbert Humperdink
Records gonna turn her on
Cause Mister you can bet if you dont know the steps
Then youre gonna get left at home
Youve got to get off the couch get out of the house
Long about Friday night
Shine up your boots polish up your moves
If you want to keep her satisfied
You know a little bump and grind will do it every time
If you want to keep your little girl
But you dont stand a chance
Less you take her out and dance
Cause were living in a honky tonk world
Now if you were cro-magnon youd be draggin
Them woman by the hair to your cave
Youd be down on your knees citing them soliloquies
Back in Romeos day
Yeah youd be kind of nifty if we were in the Fifties
And you had a cool car to drive
But were living in the Nineties so you better shake your hiney
Or youre gonna get left behind
Youve got to get off the couch get out of the house
Long about Friday night
Shine up your boots polish up your moves
If you want to keep her satisfied
You know a little bump and grind will do it every time
If you want to keep your little girl
But you dont stand a chance
Less you take her out and dance
Cause were living in a honky tonk world
No you dont stand a chance
Less you take her out and dance
Cause were living in a honky tonk world