[Lyrics for Closed Heart Surgery – Polyester Punk Rock]
Pumpkin pie had to eat it down a riverside
Nine oh nine, never thought itd be a good time
Thorn in my side, assisted by the mouse
She needs a big bed and I sleep on the couch
No doubt I gave my pickle, from third to home play
Has me reaching for my pistol with plans to masturbate
No way not again next lover to best friend
So I sit with a pen, my only method to defend
One came from Neptune the other came from Irvine
Dust from the sand dunes cant read the signs
Hands off bitch these nachos are mine
Greased up and shes slippin it through my fingers
I play guitar and shed rather do the singer
Send your hand in the air I gotta make a toast
To hiphop, fresh beats and my new vocal coach
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Could it be love or just delirious me
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Heart locked down but I think I got the key
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Is it true love or just delirious me
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Heart locked down and I hope I got the key
We like to scuffle in bars, fight like retards
Sing outta key and karaoke in my car
But I keep it real, real boring in the back
See she tastes like cigarettes, and I taste like coffee
Or make that a (?) ice vanilla soy chai
Ok I like bitch drinks, but it does taste nice, RIGHT
Back up off me youre in myspace
Get it, get it, youre in myspace
Forget the bad jokes,
Leave a comment with some hearts
Drinkin diet cokes learnin how to play darts
She sharpens the arrows digs them into my skin
Then reminds me that she misses her ex boyfriend?
Hold up what the hell girl aint that me
Oh yeah we never dated, just played tonsil hockey
Guys are morons she hates them so much
Well then later Im gone peace out and good luck
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Could it be love or just delirious me
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Heart locked down but I think I got the key
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Is it true love or just delirious me
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Heart locked down and I hope I got the key
I havent seen her in a while, ima pay her a visit
It might cost a smile but its worth the bullshit
Like endless lines of sexual distress
Snort em up proud while I watch her undress
Girl let it hang out, help me get these pants down
Oh it aint like that? I didnt mean to clown
But this paints drippin off my face and onto the floor
Aight, aight, Ill see my way out the door
Scoreboard reads loud losin 50 to nill
Yo my back hurts and Im outta pain pills
And were all outta pop, gotta stop by the store
Whys my back sore?
Seats dont recline anymore
Sorry to balude
But its something that I do
Stepping up the ladder, but she lost the screws
And I tripped, Im fallin into love sick
Folisy
Cause she keeps callin me and Im getting kinda horny
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Could it be love or just delirious me
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Heart locked down but I think I got the key
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Is it true love or just delirious me
Where do we go now she said we had to slow down
Heart locked down and I hope I got the key