[Lyrics for Closed Heart Surgery – Rap Is Easy]
Rap is easy
Hip hop, ya dont stop (x4)
Is you black or is you white
Is you wrong or is you right
Is you brown or is you yellow
Shake it, shake it like its jellow
Is you black or is you white
If theres a shorty that you like
Spend some game and get wit it
Hit it, Quit it and forget it
Walkin through the isles
Of my local supermarket
Grab some milk and eggs
Then I headed straight to target
Only nine ninety seven
For my all time favourite movie
Turned the corner and Im blocked
By a sexy long time groupie
Said she saw me at the show,
Trick was hot from head to toe
Natalie Portman remixed with Marylin Monroe
We headed to the parking lot
She called shotgun in the wagon
Her breasts are looking hot
With the seatbelt caught between them
She noticed my erection when she touched the radio
Excuse me ro(?), would you like some road folactio?
I was in she and she starts pullin on my
I saw some flashin lights; oh no it was the cops
So I pulled to the side in my 86 ride
She buttoned up her blouse and the cop began to shout
He said boy is you crazy, swerving in and out of lanes
I said Im sorry officer but she was giving good brains
Is you black or is you white
Is you wrong or is you right
Is you brown or is you yellow
Shake it, shake it like its jellow
Is you black or is you white
If theres a shorty that you like
Spend some game and get wit it
Hit it, quit it and forget it
I started the ignition and departed on my mission
Christian girl leaves out the church, pulled over and I jerked
I jumped back in my ride and continued on my drive
Swerved fast to my right to avoid this car collide
This stupid man in his volvo looking like a roadcon photo(?)
I turned the radio loud, heard the songs and I smiled
New music started playin it was some retarted station
Oh wait I hate this jam
Shakira sounds like a man
I finally got to the party with some shorties looking naughty
Spot me from across the room
Probly looking for some poon
Caught me probin with my eyes
Body exposing her big thighs
She had a chin like Jay Lenno
Moving her ass like the jellow
Mellowed out and I approached her
Bellowed out a little opener
My name is Rossy G, lets get some coffee or some tea
She said ew gross, you make me sick
No I will never suck your dick
Just then my face became red,
So I turned to her and said
Is you black or is you white
Is you wrong or is you right
Is you brown or is you yellow
Shake it, shake it like its jellow
Is you black or is you white
If theres a shorty that you like
Spend some game and get wit it
Hit it, Quit it and forget it
Easy squeezy beezy kneezy teasy leezy feezy
Oobie scoopie noobie boobie poopie doopie loopy droopy
Ect.
Is you black or is you white
Is you wrong or is you right
Is you brown or is you yellow
Shake it, shake it like its jellow
Is you black or is you white
If theres a shorty that you like
Spend some game and get wit it
Hit it, Quit it and forget it