I came in as the sun came up.
She glared at me over her coffee cup.
She said, Where you been?
So I thoguht real hard and said,
I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard.
She said, You dont know it boy, but you just blew it.
And I said, Well thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Thats my story.
Oh, thats my story.
Well, I aint got a witness, and I cant prove it,
But thats my story and Im stickin to it.
I got that deer-in-the-headlight look.
She read my face like the cover of a book and said,
Dont expect me to believe all that static,
Cause just last week I threw that hammock in the attic.
My skin got so thin so you could see right through it,
And I stuttered, Well thats my story and Im stickin t-t-to it.
Thats my story.
Well, thats my story.
I aint got a witness, and I cant prove it,
But thats my story and Im stickin to it.
You know the time comes when a wise man knows
The best thing that he can do is just look her in the eye
And beg for mercy and face the bitter truth…
Well honey me and the boys played cards all night.
There wasnt no hanky-panky, not a woman in sight.
I know I should called, and baby I. Im really sorry,
But get a cellular phone and then you wont have to worry.
You know how much I love ya, darling, and Im ready to prove it.
And thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Thats my story,
Oh, thats my story.
Well I aint got a witness and ya know I cant prove it.
But thats my story and Im stickin to it.
You know I aint gonna do a thing darling unless you approve it.
And thats my story and Im sticking to it.