Well, I think you oughta try whiskey, babe
Well, I think you oughta try gin
Well, gin sounds kinda risky, babe
Whiskey makes me cringe
Yeah, but whiskey makes you frisky, babe
Oh, much to my chagrin
Well, I think you oughta try whiskey, babe
Well, I think you oughta try gin
Whiskey makes me feel as though Im smart and tough and tall
It makes me think of things Ive never thought about at all thats true
And I dont know why anyone wouldnt wanna at least try
A drop of corn or rye or wheat or barley fore they die
Whiskey makes you do things that perhaps you mightnt oughta
Its a demon every drink and theres a fight in every bottle
Whiskey makes you act as though the whole world owes you something and it does
And I love you, but when youre that high you aint all that dumplin, mm-mm
Well, I think you oughta try whiskey, babe
Well, I think you oughta try gin
Well, gin sounds kinda risky, babe
Oh, Whiskey makes me cringe
Yeah, but whiskey makes you frisky, babe
Oh, much to my chagrin
Well, I think you oughta try whiskey, babe
Well, I think you oughta try gin
Gin seems so sophisticated, classy, crisp and clean mm-hm
Hints of piney juniper, of England and the Queen
It makes me feel so ladylike and it gives me what I need
And Lord knows with how were living Ill take any help I see
Well, when youre drinking gin, you put your nose up in the air that right?
You strut around the room and act like Im not even there most times youre not
You slur your words and paw at every rich man through the door
If I want a taste that bitter Ill go find a two by four
Well, I think you oughta try whiskey, babe
Well, I think you oughta try gin
Well, gin sounds kinda risky, babe
Whiskey makes me cringe
Yeah, but whiskey makes you frisky, babe
Oh, much to my chagrin
Well, I think you oughta try whiskey, babe
Well, I think you oughta try gin
I think you oughta try whiskey, babe
I think you oughta try gin
Maybe I have liar