Yall show Junior what you can do for
The Boys from Oklahoma, OK?
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong
Theyre too damn skinny or way too long
Well, I aint no Holy Roller
So I just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong
Well, them boys down there in Texas
They got some damn fine weed
Cause they smuggle it across the Rio
They use that Mexican breed
Well, thats explointin cheap labor
But hell, thats Texicans creed
Them boys a-down in Texas
Got some damn fine weed
Well, them boys in Colorado
They just as soon pan for gold
The nights are too long
And growing seasons too cold
Theyd just as soon smoke a joint
That Jason Boland had rolled
At least thats what Ive been told
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong
Theyre too damn skinny or way too long
Well, I aint no Holy Roller
So I just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong
Them faggots down in Norman
They got a kinky streak
Aint allowed to roll their own
Their Sooner wrists are too weak
They just as soon
Im sorry about that
I just got to thinkin
Were gonna have to do this song over again
Because we might want to sell a CD in Norman
You know?
Well, well go ahead and do it for now, OK?
Well, them faggots down there in Norman
They got a kinky streak
Well, they aint allowed to roll their own
Their Sooner wrists are too weak
Theyll sure start to puffin
If you stick one in their beak
Them faggots down in Norman
Got a kinky streak
Well, them boys in Louisiana
They got trouble growin their weed
The alligators is mean
And they eat up all the seeds
But on a bayou night
By the light of the full moon
You can walk out
And pick you a sack full of shrooms
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong
Theyre too damn skinny or way too long
Well, I aint no Holy Roller
So I just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong
Hows Stillwater, are you guys alright tonight?
I want to you to show our good friend, Gene Collier
That you know every word to the song
Well, them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong
Theyre too damn skinny or way too long
Well, I aint no Holy Roller
So I just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong
Theyre cheap, yall ruinin em
All night long
Mine looks like a pregnant dog
But Id just as soon use a bong
Well, them boys from Oklahoma
Roll their joints all wrong