Look, fuck buddies, I want to be fuck buddies
Turn up the subwoofer in the trunk and bump uglies
Give me a hug please, I hold a little too long
Im coming on a little too strong
Youre getting blushed cheeks, so wed better move on
Get a move on, Im in above my head like a bouffant
Take too long and Im afraid youve gone
And Ill have lost another lady, but gained another new song
Yes, lets be friends with benefits
My love lifes suffering a deficit
Lets be friends with benefits, friends with benefits
Ive never been especially eloquent
Im as elegant as an eccied elephant
My etiquette is evidently ever in development
But when Im in bed then Im in my element
I promise, honest, well listen to some Ella
Fitzgerald then well get it on with the leather whips
The morning after the night before we caved in
Cavemen and cavewomen craving the fornication
Im never sure if its safe but Id say that it calls for some glorification
Yes, lets be friends with benefits
Because Im ever such a clever dick
Lets be friends with benefits, friends with benefits
Yes, lets be friends with benefits
My love lifes suffering a deficit
Lets be friends with benefits, friends with benefits
Theres so much history to tip-toe around
Its hard to keep afloat when the ships going down
Once we danced at the disco in town, with both our hips going round
I realised through seeing your eyes, it was the genesis
Of the end of friends with benefits
Id been increasingly feeling affectionate
It seemed that revealing my secret would get a kiss
So I leaned for the hell of it
And you ripped the beating thing
From my chest and then severed it
Youre a prejudiced feminine supremacist
Nevertheless youre getting sex from your nemesis
Lets not be friends with benefits
Because Im ever such a clever dick
Lets not be friends with benefits
Because well never hear the end of it