Im having trouble with Google
Cause I dont know who to trust
Do we need another place for stupid stuff?
Remember MySpace?
It was a nice place
Now Myspace Tom uses Google
So its clear which ones more useful
One plus one is two
But if you only get one 1, its poo
Lots of filters for content anew
But theres not one that tells us
What bit is true!
Its doubtful to me
I can helpfully glean that
From the crap moving up and down on my screen
Ive run out of steam with the amount in my stream
But in cyberspace
Who can tell when you scream?
Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss?
Or is there something Ive missed?
Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss?
My social ties are total lies
But Im too tied in to show you why
Im totally fly when I socialise
Ive got a bigger circle than the Goatse guy
Though Im uncertain how circles work
Is it some kind of circle jerk?
Cause it seems to me that the hangout
Is just a place for good mates
To get their wang out
Hang about, I dont wanna stand out
Im just trying to protect my ring
Like Gandalf
And nowadays, staying privates an art
Michaelangelos Davids private parts
Couldnt be more on view than you
So I might as well use my googlies
As a Google Doodle
When Google dont know what Im googling
They know my shoe size, my bowel movements
And the mood Im in
The bits I miss when I do the hoovering
And with whom Im canoodling
Never mind recycling
Move me to the loony bin
If Googles the future
Then losers are Ubermensch
Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss?
Or is there something Ive missed?
Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss?
Or is there something Ive missed?
Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss?
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