Line them up on a stage
See which ones are clever and which ones declined with age
Watch them fail by design
Or win the hearts of America with manufactured shine
Here comes the winner Thats my public figure
Here comes the winner Taking perfect pictures
Here comes the winner Its time to shock the blaow
Here comes the winner
You can find me up on my high horse
Cutting the bold ones down
They look so hungry, but Im well-fed, well-dressed
Dead in the head
Its here, its right there, for you to take it all
Its here, its right there, for you to take it all
We dont tolerate whining
Do a bitta good analysis, lets balance this, not backing out
Put a little bitta time in this, a finalist and not in doubt
I shake my scepter fresh and you smell like sphincter
Ill pass my credit check and run through your sprinklers
You name the time and the place, and Im there
Give me some time and Ill perfect my hair
Roll the cameras, honey, loves in the air
We look so poised and not too self aware
Ill pretend Im better than these clowns and their plastic faces
On another level, pound for pound and their self-abasement
I grow tired of this game, make me feel like Im to blame
Fake cry, dont be that guy
The one who tries to victimize himself to hide a web of lies
Moments together, sell them well I just watched you do that all to you
Oh, moments together Find another person you can use
Moments together, sell them well Youre not that clever, easy to see through
Tear the best of us apart
Dont take offers then act like you think youre gonna lose
Make things awkward to see you faking gratitude
Instructed to go auto-pilot, dont know the password
Youre sitting on a dildo pile, thats why your ass hurts
So tell me that I am the love of your life
Ill be in character batting my eyes
Well show them all the supreme prototype
As ratings and followers peak right on time
Ill pretend Im better than these clowns and their plastic faces
On another level, pound for pound and their self-abasement
I grow tired of this game, make me feel like Im to blame
Fake cry, dont be that guy
The one who tries to victimize himself to hide a web of lies
Moments together, sell them well I just watched you do that all to you
Oh, moments together Find another person you can use
Moments together, sell them well Youre not that clever, easy to see through
Tear the best of us apart
Youre so high, Im so high
Youre so high, were so high