The room is hot and the pool is cold
The TV aint got HBO
And the water pressures always low
And the minibar is empty
And good luck gettin a good nights sleep
Right between the honeymoon suite
And the 1980s vending machine
Where all they sell is Pepsi
So, if your friends ask where to send your mail
Theres a special place in Hell
A zero-star hotel
Dont worry bout your stay
Cause Ive already paid
Theres a special place in Hell for you
It aint like you got a soul to sell
So save your prayers for someone else
The concierge wont be no help
Hes always on vacation
I dont hate you, but I sure dont wish you well
Theres a special place in Hell
A zero-star hotel
Dont worry bout your stay
Cause Ive already paid
Theres a special place in Hell for you
All the heat you put me through
Could never hold a candle too
The room that they got held for you
That special place in Hell for you
Theres a bad-lit bathroom mirror
Take a long look at yourself
Theres a special place in Hell
A zero-star hotel
Dont worry bout your stay
Cause Ive already paid
Yeah, theres a special place in Hell for you
All the heat you put me through
Could never hold a candle too
The room that they got held for you
That special place in Hell for you