Country DJs knows that Im an outlaw
Theyd never come to see me in this dive
Where bikers stare at cowboys
Who are laughing at the hippies
Who are praying theyll get outta here alive
The loud mouth in the corners gettin to me
Talking bout my earrings and my hair
I guess he aint read the signs that say I been to prison
Someone ought to warn him fore I knock him off his chair
Cause my longhair just cant cover up my red neck
Ive won every fight Ive ever fought
Hey I dont need some turkey telling me that I aint country
And sayin I aint worth the damned ol ticket that he bought
Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas
And I still do all the sad ones that I know
They tell me I look like Merle Haggard
And sound a lot like David Allan Coe
And the bar maid in the last town that we played in
Knew the words to every song Id wrote
She said Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album
Just about the time the jukebox broke
Yeah Johhny Cash helped me get out of prison
Long before Rodriguez stole that goat
Ive been the Rhinestone Cowboy for so long I cant remember
And I can do you every song Hank Williams ever wrote
And I can sing all them songs about Texas
And I still do all the sad ones that I know
I cant help it, I look like Merle Haggard
And I sound a lot like David Allen Coe
But the country DJs all think Im an outlaw
And theyd never come to see me in this dive
Where bikers stare at cowboys
Who are laughing at the hippies
Who are praying theyll get out of here alive
The loud mouth in the corners gettin to me
Talking bout my earrings and my hair…