[Lyrics for Denis Leary – Merry Fucking Christmas]
Old St. Nicks got bourbon breath
Its so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
Its a Merry f*cking Christmas
Everythings so Chrstmassy
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee
My priest just sat on Santas knee
Its a Merry f*cking Christmas
All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings em
Unless their Jewish or Muslim or some other gyp religon
Crappy toys flying off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in hell
Its a Merry f*cking Christmas
All the kids go to bed each night
to dream what Santa brings em
Unless their Jewish or Muslim or some other gyp
religion
Cracklin fires to keep me warm
and my collection of Asian porn
Cradle my bells and work my horns
Its a keep on trucking
Last year sucking
Midget chucking
Slap the puck in
How much wood could a woodchuck chucken
Merry f*cking Christmas
Ho, ho, ho Shut up