I took two weeks vacation for the honey moon
A couple tickets, all inclusive down in Cancn
I couldnt get my money back, so Im in seat seven A
Im getting drunk on a plane
I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy
Cause I taped your picture to the seat back right beside me
Now Ive got empty mini bottle filling both our trays
Im getting drunk on a plane
Buyin drinks for everybody
But the pilot, its a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G Six
Stewardess is somethin sexy
Leanin pouring coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile high flight attention
Its Mardi Gras
Up in the clouds
Im up so high, I may never come down
Ill try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why Im gettin drunk on a plane
We had this date marked on the calendar forever
Wed take that new wed limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom
Alone there at the top of the cake
So hey, Im getting drunk on a plane
Buyin drinks for everybody
But the pilot, its a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G Six
Stewardess is somethin sexy
Leanin pouring coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile high flight attention
Its Mardi Gras
Up in the clouds
Im up so high, I may never come down
Ill try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why Im getting drunk on a plane
On my way home Ill bump this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land Ill call her up and tell her kiss my ass
Cause hey, Im drunk on a plane
Buyin drinks of everybody
But the pilot, its a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G Six
Stewardess is somethin sexy
Leanin pouring coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile high flight attention
Its Mardi Gras
Up in the clouds
Im up so high, I may never come down
Ill try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why Im getting drunk on a plane
Im getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out
In the baggage claim
But right now, Im drunk on a plane