[Lyrics for Doug Anthony All Stars – The Sun]
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha
Lust crazed and underage and teenage rampage
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT SHIT
Bible bashing hory story
Bible bashing hories, Torys
Me lords, ladies, ladies, me Lords!
Public bashing proud advice, animal sacrifice
Muslim terror, horror in the air and
Kylie is an Alien
Transvestite in the house of commons
Margret Thatcher witches common
(I told you not to do that Dennis)
A journey to hell through a virgin blood bath
(I was a teenage twelve year old)
Tie me up and tease me
Robber plays a specialist
Athlete fails drug test
Trio in a love nest
Kylie is a brussel sprout
Reform girls eat castrated cockaspaneul
Minister in panty raid
Schoolgirl scandal
Pervert
Vandal
Impaled on the handle
Bug Eyed
Fruit-Loops
We are at war with evil
We are at war with evil
We are at war with evil
Gotcha!
Bzzz.
Here comes the Sun
The Guardian and the Truth
(Guardian and the Truth)
The Herald, The Times
(Herald, the Times)
Delivered to me and you.
I read it Oooo
The letter’s 10 foot tall
The News of the Newspapers’ writing on the toilet walls
Siamese Twins in incest torture chambers
“Hurt me, hurt my brother, just hurt my brother”
Herbal remedy for terminal cancer
Midget doctor,
cesarean catastrophe
Test tube baby turns to black tar algae
(I didn’t mean to hurt her, the bustards forced me)
Acupuncture proves to be cure for hemophilia
What the f*ck are you doing?
What the f*ck are you doing?
I’m trying to help.
Kyle has a sister
Danny, urrghh
Bar student real life pantyhose serial killer
“Norman, Norman, act like a man”
Violence, Sex, Crime and a Cannibal Dinner
He puts the lotion on his skin and puts it in the basket
Dwarf man gianting dirty sex video
Man dies of rust after eating auto
Polygamy for lager lout
Lager’s friend is a brussel sprout
and Kylie is a poofter
and Jason is a hetro
(ooh Jason)
Boy finds gives birth to deformed older brother
Multiscale thirteen
Great, great grandmother
Sewerage system feeds, a two headed monster
Medal of honor for an armless butcher
We are at war with evil
We are at war with evil
Gotcha
Huh
Here comes The Sun
The good news of the world
The Pastry Lady
(the pastry lady)
She’s a big big girl
I read it Oooo
The letter’s 10 foot tall
The News of the Newspapers’ smearing shit down toilet walls
through the halls,
across the floors,
smearing shit over us all
all
huh
huh
Gotcha!