Girl, you give me writers block, Im at a loss for words
Uhh, my minds as lost as yours
I rack my brain but still no thoughts emerge
Never seen no ass as large as yours
How much that cost? Thats what I call a Roethlissplurge
You drive me bonkers, Im about to get my swerve on for sure
Thought I was pimpin til I felt like Nas, the first
Date cause I think I gave you power
When I gave you flowers in a vase
A box of chocolates, throat lozengers, cough drops and Certs
Probably shoulda never let me call that job of yours
To talk to your boss and ask him if you can take off from work
Shoulda been one of the first signs to cause alert
Man, we jumped in too fast
Cause since then I just cant be apart from her
Cause nobodys bodys awesomer
I lust her and she loves me cause Im popular
But you know this aint love You know this aint love
Oh no Oh, this aint love
You know this aint love Oh, this aint love, oh no
What is it then?
Its desperation Shes looking for Mr. Right Hey!
Wants me to be that guy to her
Its desperation I cant even put up a fight Hey!
Cause I give in at the sight of her
And I here I go again
You were obviously oblivious to me
I swore I was just invisible to you
Til I went to the lengths I did to meet you
Cause you played so hard to get with me from
The beginning, now Im in disbelief, I
Never knew that this could be such misery, ah
Cause now you see nothing but me
And I dont see nothing but you
And Im about to flip cause we aresuper glued in
We stuck to each others hips and we cant
Do anything individually, which is to cling on
Scared to be alone, cant specifically describe it
I just cant seem to give a reason
Thats definitive, just need ya
Talkin about I live and breathe ya
And you pretend to be as mentally and physically
Addicted to me as Wiz Khalifa is to reefer
Dont wanna be without you
Dont wanna be with you neither
Bitch, put me in a situation in which its both I wish to seek
Cause this aint love
You know this aint love, oh no Oh, this aint love
You know this aint love Oh, this aint love, oh no
What is it then?
Its desperation Shes looking for Mr. Right Hey!
Wants me to be that guy to her
Its desperation I cant even put up a fight Hey!
Cause I give in at the sight of her
And I here I go again
Just want you to myself
Dont wanna share you with no one else
What the fuck you whisperin for?
You get on my nerves, you make me sick
I think our relationship, it seems to be on the fritz
I mean its time that we just split and leave the
Games behind, your frame of mind aint the same as mine
I think you need to finish developing a little more mentally to get the picture
Thats a negative, Alicia, I will never give the keys up
To the crib ever again, no Visa
Not even a gift certificate from Tiffanys
You better have an epiphany, slut
Guess what? What? The lease up
Im just mad the time it took to discover
You were usin me for loot like I used you for looks
Oh, thought you was too good for me, huh?
Yeah, toots, used to be my Carrie Underwood
I was your lumberjack
But I cant stomach this, Im leavin you, Im not comin back
She said, The fuck with that!
Wheres my Louisville Slugger at?
She grabbed that fuckin bat
And swung it at my head, I barely ducked and thats
Right when she came up with a kick to the nuts twice
Steel toe, girl probably coulda put a 100-yard field goal
Through the uprights
You know this aint love, oh no Oh, this aint love
You know this aint love Oh, this aint love, oh no
What is it then?
Its desperation Shes looking for Mr. Right Hey!
Wants me to be that guy to her
Lord, its desperation I cant even put up a fight Hey!
Cause I give in at the sight of her
Desperation And I here I go again