Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old
Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play
Alright, stop! Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer
Youd better think of the consequence
But who are you?
Im your motherfuckin conscience
Thats nonsense
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunts cribs
And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay, youll be safe for days
If you shave your legs with Renees razor blades
Yeah, but if it all goes through like its supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and theyll expose you
Think about it, before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, shes older then George Burns
Fuck that, do that shit
Shoot that bitch
Can you afford to blow this shit?
Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies?
Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
Man, dont do it, its not worth it to risk it
Not over this shit
Stop!
Drop the biscuit
Dont even listen to Slim, yo
Hes bad for you
You know what, Dre?
I dont like your attitude
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old
After meeting a young girl at a rave party
Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom
Once again, his conscience comes into play
Now listen to me while youre kissin her cheek
Smearin her lipstick, I slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitchs earlobe…
Yo, this girls only fifteen years old
You shouldnt take advantage of her, its not fair
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair?
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Till she passes out and she forgot how she got there
Man, aint you ever seen that one movie Kids?
No, but I seen the porno with Son Doobiest!
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine years old construction worker
After coming home from a hard days work
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man
Alright, calm down
Relax, start breathin
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work, shes with some dude, tryin to get off?
Fuck slittin her throat!
Cut this bitchs head off!
Wait, what if theres an explanation for this shit?
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?
Alright, Shady
Maybe hes right, Grady but think about the baby, before you get all crazy
Okay! Thought about it
Still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
Thats what I did
Be smart, dont be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes!?
Whatd you say?
Whats wrong?
Didnt think Id remember?
Ima kill you, motherfucker!
Ah-ah, temper, temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A? Mr. AK, coming straight outta Compton, yall better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Cause he dont need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that
Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin?
Shoot em both, Grady, wheres your gun at?