Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that .9, it aint gonna help
What goods it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
Im waitin for hell like, Hell, shit, Im anxious as hell
Manson, youre safe in that cell, be thankful its jail
I used to be my mommys little angel at 12
13 I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
Til I cut a kittens head off and stuck it in this kids milk box
I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of success? It sucks
Too much press, Im stressed, too much cess, depressed
Too upset, its just too much mess, I guess
I must just blew up quick yes
Grew up quick no, was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, Hi
Became a commodity because Im W-H-I
T-E cause MTV was so friendly to me
Cant wait til Kim sees me
Now, was it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips, bitch, what? My mouth isnt workin?
You hear this finger? Oh, its upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Shady, Im Im back, Im back Im back
I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it
Just to see if hes influenced by me if he listens the music
And if he feeds into this shit, hes an innocent victim
And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
My name is Slim Shady
Ive been crazy way before radio didnt play me
The sensational, Back is the incredible!
With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
Its Ken Kaniff on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
Its a sick world we live in these days
Slim, for Petes sakes put down Christopher Reeves legs!
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
Slim its a touchy subject, try and just dont mention it
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get schizophrenic whose
Eyes get so squinted
Im blind from smokin em with my windows tinted
With nine limos rented, doin lines of coke in em
With a bunch of guys hoppin out
All high and indo scented
And thats where I get my name from
Thats why they call me
They call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
I take seven k- from C-, stand em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9
A Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause Im Shady, they call me as crazy
As the world was over, this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, NSync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes that they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what yall think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
Its why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
Itd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this
Im sorry Puff, but I dont give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
Id still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it aint mine, whats my name?
Im Slim Shady
Im Im back, Im back Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
They call me Slim Shady
Im back Im back, Im back Im back
Guess whos back, back?
Gue-gue-guess whos back?
Hi mom! Guess whos back?
Gue-guess whos back?
D-12, guess whos back?
Gue-gue-gue-gue, guess whos back?
Dr. Dre, guess whos back?
Back-back-back, back
Slim Shady, 2001
Im blew out from this blunt
Fuck