I was born with a dick in my brain
Yea fucked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
Til one night he snuck in and said
Were going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Cant we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said
I dont know what the fucks up with this kid
The bastard wont even eat nothing hes fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom hes dead
Debbie dont let that fucker get you upset
Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
I bet you hes faking it, I bet you
Ill bet he prolly just wants to see how upset you would get
Ill go handle this of course unless you object
Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know Ive completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, hes insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know Ive completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, hes insane!
You get him? Naw, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fucking blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfuckers got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fucking thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Aint he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
Man that motherfuckers gangsta, aint he dog?
Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know Ive completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, hes insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know Ive completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, hes insane!
Dont you know what felch means? Yea
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck em in the ass suck the cum out while youre belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what Im saying man? Can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
Fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while hes yelping
Shady what the fuck you saying? I dont know help me!
What the fucks happening? I think Im fucking melting!
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
No dad I said no, I dont need no help peeing
Im a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it pubic hair on Chelsey
Well this is called Ass-Rape and were shooting the Jail scene
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know Ive completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, hes insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know Ive completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, hes insane!