Yeah
Definitely, definitely, definitely dope
Definitely, definitely K-Mart, yeah
Yeah
You find me offensive
I find you offensive for findin me offensive
Hence if I should draw out or line any fences
If so, to what extents if any should I go
Cause its getting expensive
Bein on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain
When I go to lengths, this
Far at other peoples expenses
I say youre all just too God damned sensitive
Its censorship and its downright blasphemous
Lets end this shit now cause I wont stand for this
And Christo-pher Reeves wont sit for this neither
And lets clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me I even believe I
Had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must of put a hex on him for later
I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor
I killed Superman I killed Super-man, and how ironic
That Id be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
Cause I aint got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi my name is
I forgot my name
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is
Rain Man
Now in the bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course its intercourse and its bisexual sex
Which isnt as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before during or after
Performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases
That are more used by todays kids, in a more derogatory way
But whos to say, whats fair to say
And what not to say
Lets ask Dr. Dre What up?
Dr. Dre, I got a question if I may Yeah
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend Yeah
And watch his butt butt when he tees off Yeah
But uh, I aint done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut
While he reaches in another grown mans ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
But he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didnt mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I dont need to go into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt
Is that gay
I just need to clear things up
Til then Ill just walk around with a manly strut, because
Cause I aint got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi my name is
I forgot my name
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is
Rain Man
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit this is the same verse, I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider sense is tellin me Spider-Man is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whoop ass canister
God damnit Dre, wheres the God damned beat Yeah
Anyway, anyway I dont know how else to put it
This is the only thing that Im good at
I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic, yup yup, dont worry Im on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pin in Jessicas head and walked away
And as she flew around the room like a balloon
I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can
And zoom, I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich
And I dont even gotta make no God damned sense
I just did a whole song and I didnt say shit
Cause I aint got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi my name is
I forgot my name
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is
Rain Man
Cause ah ha ha ha ha
Yup, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre
Super dope, beatmaker
Two thousand, two thousand four-hundred and eighty-seven million
Nine hundred and se-seventy-three thousand four hundred and sixty-three
…and seventy yeah