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Eminem – So Much Better Lyrics

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You fucking groupie, pick up the goddamn phone

Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
I wasnt at the studio bitch, whatd you do screw Dre?
You went there looking for me? Ooh, that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me youre gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Drake
And Lupe? You want to lose two legs?
You try to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you
You say Okay, yeah, Im cuckoo, hey? Well, screw you

And Id be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touch
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one, true blue ace but you aint
And I can see you and you make that little boo-boo face
Cause Im hanging up this phone boo, you make my fucking Bluetooth ache
You feeling blue too late, go smurf yourself
You make me wanna smurfin puke blue Kool Aid
Heres what you say to someone you hate

My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldnt shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better

Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go
Cause I told em Im only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink
Im back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
Excuse the pun but bitch is such a broad statement
And I am channeling my anger through every single station its on

Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
Who do you think you are, bitch? Guess its time for me
To get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpet
But Ill never say the L-word again, I L-L-L-L… Lesbian!
Ahh, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life would be so much better if you just

My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldnt shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better

Cause you told me, you love me, forever, bitch, that was a lie
Now I never, wanted someone, to die, so bad in my fucking life
But fuck it, theres other fish in the sea

And Imma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor for the night, bitch on a scale of, 1 to 10
Shit, I must be the holy grail of, catches
Ho, I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name, de la
I might hit the club, find a chick thats tailor made for me
Say fuck it kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
These bitches tryna get attached but theyre failing to latch onto the tail
Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer

Like Im itchin to get hitched, yeah, Im rich as a bitch
But bitches aint shit, Id rather leave a bitch in a ditch
Bitch you complain when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me, thats what I call pitchin a bitch
Thats why Im swinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two balls its foul, but my dicks on strike
So all that love shit is null and void, bitch Im a droid
I avoid Cupid stupid wasnt for blowjobs youd be unemployed

Oi-oi-oi, man oh man, you boy-boy-boys getting sick of these girls-girls-girls
Oink-oink-oink, you fucking pigs, all youre good for is doink-doink-doink
I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one
Shes all 99 of em I need a machine gun
I take em all out I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
Have a heart attack and just drop dead
And Ima throw a fucking party after this, cause yes

My life will be so much better
If you just dropped dead I hate you
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldnt shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better

Im just playing bitch, you know I love you

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