They can make cars drive themselves
And prove time-travel aint crazy as hell
Theyve even got a pill to make a soft package hard
But as far as weve came
When it comes to love and to blame
And the breaking of a loved heart
I think were sorely lacking methods
So Im going with old time-tested
A jukebox and a bar
One pushes me up the mountain
And one rolls me down the hill
While I sit in a phosphorescent dark
So you can keep your fancy potions
And your incandescent notions
As for me and my barely-beating heart
Theres no better prescription
For my broken disposition
Than a jukebox and a bar
We got pinpoint GPS
All you need is an address
But her love is the one thing I cant find
Meanwhile no one has a clue
How to make her memory turn loose
So much for academic minds
One pushes me up the mountain
And one rolls me down the hill
While I sit here in a phosphorescent dark
You can keep your fancy potions
And your incandescent notions
As for me and my barely-beating heart
Theres no better prescription
For the human condition
Than a jukebox and a bar
May look like music, booze, and beer
Theres a whole more goin on in here
Than a jukebox and a bar