Well it’s forty below
And I don’t give a f*ck
Got a heater in my truck
And I’m off to the rodeo
It’s an allemande left
And allemande right
C’mon you f*ckin’ dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y’know you piss me off
You f*cking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He’s a one-ball man
And he’s off to the rodeo
It’s an allemande left
And allemande right
C’mon you f*ckin’ dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y’know you piss me off
You f*cking jerk
Get on my nerves
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Well it’s forty below
And I ain’t got a truck
And I don’t give a f*ck
‘Cause I’m off to the rodeo
It’s an allemande left
And allemande right
C’mon you f*ckin’ dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y’know you piss me off
You f*cking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He’s a one-ball man
And he’s off to the rodeo
It’s an allamande left
And allamande right
C’mon you f*ckin’ dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y’know you piss me off
You f*cking jerk
Get on my nerves