Goldie Lookin Chain – Your Mothers Got A Penis Lyrics

Thats right you know what Im saying
Your mothers offered me the goods, Im not paying
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Summit funny to say when I was havin a smoke
I first heard off this bloke theres fuckin rumor going round
Your mothers reputation is not sound shes saving up her pennys
To make them into pounds to have an operation swap her gender round
Its a shock to me and its a shock to your mother got a beard
Sandles and a penis too it dont look right see when shes walking
Down the street to see her ball bag jigging to the beat, I said
Your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Thats right your mothers got a penis
In Internet rooms or computer main frames theres lots of females
Bite your mothers blue veins not the ones in her legs
Or the backs of her arms but the ones remember she hid in the gown
She walks around proud with her short dress on which sometimes
Exposes the tip of her dong often its dripping and sometimes its dry
No matter when I see her theres a tear in my eye
I thought I had to tell you and I put it in a letter but I thought
Fuck that a song is much better the only way to do it
To really let you know I can prove it cos I gave it a blow
It was purly accidental cos she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk you know why?
Thats right your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Thats right your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Thats right your mothers got a penis
When she walks down the street then she walks like John Wayne
I just see her pissing standing up again it dont make no sense
When you see hidden here and there she got a cock and balls
With real pubic hair with a single eye that sometimes weeves
Since shes lyin on her bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Saw her rub against the door or the back of your neck
If your mothers around then you make her double check
I hate to tell you with all due respect take your mother
To the doctors cos her front bums recked you know why?
Your mothers got a penis
Come on Wembly
Your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Put your hands in the air Wembly
Your mothers got a penis
Thats right your mothers got a penis
Your mothers got a penis
Yeah!
Your mothers got a penis
Wembly arena!
Your mothers got a penis
I can feel the electricity! Come on!
Your mothers got a penis
Thats right your mothers got a penis
For the 18th week running, the UK Rap group
The GLC hold the number one position of the U.S billboard chart
With another smash hit, Your mothers got a penis
Come here boys, have you never seen a woman with a cock before?
Come here, come on look at it bouncing up and down
Ill stick it in you come here, a woman with a cock tiny
Yeah, its the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis