Hey man, them aint high heel sneakers
And they sure dont look like cowboy boots
And that aint rock and roll youre playin
And it sure aint country or rhythm and blues
Youre singin a song about making love to your drummer
Well, gay guitar pickers dont turn me on
And we dont all get into Donna Summer
Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs?
Cause you see Im a dinosaur
I shouldve died out a long time before
Have pity on a dinosaur
Hand me my hat, excuse me, man, but wheres the door?
Used to be, I had a lot of fun in this old hang-out
Wed get stoned at the jukebox and stay out of fights
Now and then, wed light a little smoke in the truck out back
Ah, then a little old Jim Beam, and wed get right
And you know these flashin lights sure make me dizzy
And this discos very strange to my ears
It looks like theyve turned The Longhorn into a spaceship
And Ill be leavin just as soon as I finish this beer
Cause you see Im a dinosaur
Shouldve died out a long time before
Theres a whole lot of dinosaurs
So give us our hats and excuse me, man, but wheres the door?
Get us our hats, scuse me, man, wheres the door?