We had some fun, we had some laughs
I licked the salt right off the glass
Danced to the music, racked up a tab
I thought you were thinking what I was thinking
Thought we were going somewhere with all this drinking
Well, I guess the Cuervo, it led me on
Cause I turned around and you were gone
Youre just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess Ill be going home all alone
No Patrn Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila high and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No your place or mine
Youre just a waste of lime
Bermuda, Bahama
Guess Im never gonna meet your mama
Or brother, nothin left to do
Well, Id take a kiss, no second date
And Id take a two-mile in-the-rain walk of shame
Yeah, thatd be great compared to this
Oh baby, what a miss
Youre just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess Ill be going home all alone
No Patrn Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila high and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No your place or mine
Youre just a waste of lime
Bermuda, Bahama
Guess Im never gonna meet your mama
Or brother, nothin left to do
But have another tequila, just enough to know that
I dont need ya, dont need ya, nah
Youre just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess Ill be going home all alone
No Patrn Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila high and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No your place or mine
Youre just a waste of lime
Bermuda, Bahama
Guess Im never gonna meet your mama yeah, youre just a waste of lime
Or brother, nothin left to do
But have another