There’s uh.. strange {*voices*}
There’s there’s many many voices in my head many different voices
Some are like this {*repeat 7X*}
I hear voices one voice in particular
Comes into my mind perpendicular rectangular it’s a strangular
He’s like some kind of mental f*cking mangular I don’t know
He tells me to punch Esham and Shaggz so I punch em I even call Twiztid fags
They get mad slap me and smear my make-up
I’ve named this evil voice named him Jacob
Jacob tells me “Climb the ladder and jump off head first
on the street don’t worry it’s soft”
So I jump thump I’m on a gurney
Jacob laughs at me “Your so f*cking nerdy”
f*ck him I hate him I hate him I can’t escape him
I finally get alone he calls me on a telephone {*phone rings*}
“Violent J there?” Here
“Hey this is Jacob I want you to piss in your underwear ok bud?” Sure
I’m pissin now it f*ckin tickles
Jacob’s dissin again I hear his giggles
After I cut all my fingers off for that motherf*cker I finally had enough
Go see a doctor
Doc, hello
“Hi have a seat let’s see uh what is it Joe?”
Yeah Joe Bruce my friends call me chucky
“Chucky?” – Either that or Bucky f*ck ME!
I’m sorry doc it’s Jacob again my names J
“Tell me J uh who’s this Jacob anyway?”
I f*ckin want him dead it’s a voice in my head
I GOT A LOT OF VOICES but this one’s misled
He tells me to drink toilet water and shit
“Do ya do it?” – No, YES!
I can’t help it though I can’t stop it
“J, what I want you to do is drop it”
Drop what? “Your feeling of denial
I mean you’re an asshole let’s face it Jacob he’s got style”
Yeah – “You should do exactly what he tells ya”
Even stab myself?!
“Yeah hellz yeah”
f*ck man are you sure doc?
“Sincerely, now on your way out pay my f*ckin secretary”
Wow 300 bucks and I’m cured it’s absurd all I gotta do is wait for the word
Now I ain’t heard from ol Jacob in while
I’m at home jerkin my dick off to Gilligain’s Island
when BANG he popped in – “J what’s up homie?”
Where you been Jacob dogg it’s been lonely
Doc says I should roll witcha let’s do dis
“Alright well let’s start off with a glass of ol piss”
Sure with ice? “No ice!” – Nice
“Finish up the whole glass and repeat it twice”
All done – “Let’s go put your shoes on”
Where we goin homie?
“To the graveyard I want you to dig yourself up a girlfriend”
Dig up a dead body?
“I won’t say it again! You heard what the doctor said f*ckin do it!”
Well f*ck it hand me my shovel and bucket
I dug the bitch literally I dug her
Her skin smelled like burned rubber I f*ckin love her
Took her corpse home sat it on the couch
Jacob said “Now put her foot in your mouth!”
So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks
that’s been sittin out in the sun for a couple of months
I didn’t care though because Jacob told me to
“There’s one more thing that I want you to do”
What’s that?
“Lay down in the street and trip a semi wit yo neck”
Trip a semi truck? Bet!
There I was I’m moving off waitin to get rolled on like a Dayton
Here it comes I stuck my f*ckin head out
Like this Jacob?! – “Yeah! Pow!”
I’m in critical I got minutes left I end up fightin
with death why did the doctor tell me to listen to him!
I’m laid up about to die screw him!
Pick up the phone {*phone rings*}
“Hello?” – Hi it’s me J that one fat goofy weirdo
Yeah listen I’m about to die why did you tell me to follow his word?!
“Cuz he’s a don-mega and you’re a nerd”
Well I hear you on that much okay
But what kind of f*ckin doctor are you anyway!
I mean your telling me I’m nothing but a scrub!
“I thought you knew homie – THIS IS DOCTOR JACOB!”
Oooohh I get it everybody have a laugh
I’m nothing but a sick homogetic mental path
I died right then and there I was never cured
I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacob’s word
(Mumbling) That mother
“What!”
I didn’t say nothin
“Bull shit bitch!”
I didn’t say anything!
How you gonna tell me I’m in your head bitch!”
I was gonna compliment you
“But I heard EVERYTHING!”
Well get out of my f*ckin head!
“f*ck yours instead”
Get out of MY f*cking head alright! My f*cking head
“That’s right my head too my head too!”
You don’t got your own f*ckin head! I’m not running around in your f*cking brain!
“Cuz I ain’t got one bitch”
f*ck YOU!
“Eat your leg”
I’m sorry
“Eat your leg”
I’m sorry not my leg
“Eat it bitch”
Leave my leg alone
“Eat it”