Guy1Somebody done been to the walmart
Guy2Man this is the stuff I got for christmas
Guy1You cleaned up, what you get?
Five Flanel Shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Guy1You fool!You got jipped! thars twelve days of Christmas!
Guy2I know that look over there in the corner.
Guy1Thats yours too?
Guy2Yeah
Twelve Pack a Bud
Elevin wrastlin tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight Table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five Flanel Shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Guy1Man these aint normal Christmas presents!
Guy2Naw they redneck gifts.
Guy1Redneck gifts?
Guy1whats wrong with that?
Guy2i didnt say anything was wrong with it, its hard to beat
Twelve Pack a Bud
Elevin wrastlin tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight Table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five Flanel Shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Guy1Well you know you cant consider it a Christmas unless you go down to the penitenturary and visit your momma.
Guy2Youre not listenin to me get the car key out of your ear, that where the nine years probation comes in. im a do it for you again, now listen
Twelve Pack a Bud
Elevin wrastlin tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight Table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five Flanel Shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Guy2Are you cryin?
Guy1naw just my allergies
Guy2Happy Holidays Everybody