This is the story of Jesse and Shauna
Youre gonna hear it even if you dont wanna
Jesse used to be hardcore
Hes not anymore
He met a girl who stole his heart away
If I were him I would have run away yeah
Now we cant find Jesse anywhere
We even checked in Shaunas underwear
Her stomach is big
So is her smile
I havent seen him in a while now
Where is he
I think she ate him
So the story is told
Yes a story so old that its hard for me to tell
She was so fat
She was so ugly
Fat girls drive Jesse crazy
Jesse used to be my friend
Well hes not anymore
He fell in love again
Why oh why
He spends so much time with her
cause shes a whole lot of fun
Why oh why do other guys just see her
And then they start to run
Shes a fat girl with a
Whipped guy and her
Flat chest, really big thighs
Theyre in love
Why cant you see
Theyre in love and they are happy