Wake up! Miss Toadstool!
It is I, your one and only king,
Bowser Koopa
Im a turtle as you see
A little slow and a little green
But Im the whole Id say
Super dupa
Princess Toadstool, I know youre frightened mmm mmm
But if you knew just why youre here
Your fear would just be heightened
So lets just say
Ignorance is bliss!
Oh well, I hate to be a bummer
Ive brought you here to bring me plumbers
You know those brothers
Oh, whats their names?
Oh yes! Mario and Luigi
Just the sound of them makes me queasy
Id love to take that monkey wrench
Id play my own game
Prince Toadstool, youre so misguided mmm mmm
Ive never been found of bookworms
But then again this one does make good Mario bait
Oh, I cant wait
Ignorance is bliss!
With my magic book Ill shower
Those clumsy lizards with my power
Until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel
My only problem with these spells
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed
And all I want are those plumbing fools
Princess Toadstool, youre not so clever mmm mmm
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
Ill say it again!
Ignorance is Bliss!
Havent you heard?
A pictures worth a thousand words
You call yourself a princess but youre a brainiac in a dress
I cant believe you waste time with these books
You remind me of my kid sister
She read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a shnook!!!
Id like to get my hands…
Just one time with a monkey wrench…
Id fix their plumbing…
Princess Toadstool, I know youre frightened so misguided
But if you knew just why youre here
Your fear would just be heightened
Princess Toadstool, youre not so clever pictures say it better
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better for the last time
On second thought, I think Ive made my point….