Hes like Jekyll and Hyde a mad man mastermind
He doesnt know he does it but he does it all the time
A male medusa hell turn you all to stone
With one look and one whiff of his cheap cologne
Hell make believe youre his friend and then hell turn around
Hell whisper bad about you so you cant hear a sound
Hed even sell his brothers soul to be a rock and roll star
To get chicks and write hits on his signature guitar
I really like him though
Oha-oh-a-oh
I really like him though
Oha-oh-a-oh
My little John Doe
Oha-oh-a-oh
He wears his pants so tight that I cant sleep at night
Hes got 5 to 10 girlfriends at any givin time
But I dont really care as long as sometimes hes mine
I thought the 80s were over but I guess I was wrong
Cause his glam rock hair made me write this song
I really like him though
Oha-oh-a-oh
I really like him though
Oha-oh-a-oh
My little John Doe
Oha-oh-a-oh
He wears his pants so tight that I cant sleep at night