Im gonna take my best friends Sam and Jen and were gonna go to a bar
Were gonna watch the men run around in circles and see how silly they are
I dont mean all men I just mean some mendont take offense
Here comes Jerry, Bachelor number one
Works for the police and carries a gun
But Im not impressed
Im amused at best with this sloppy slurring drunkard and his bullet proof vest
Ill beat you up if you try to touch my ass
I dont take kindly to being harassed
Hey that rhymes
Have another drink and get high
Cause Ill never find what Im looking for in here
Ill never find what Im looking for in here
Hey there little boy
You look like slim shady and Im thinking maybe youll buy me a drink
But what I didnt know was you wanted a blow job in the boys bathroom and I said,
fck YOU! I think
Ill beat you up if you try to touch my ass
I dont take kindly to being harassed
Hey that rhymes
Have another drink and get high
Cause Ill never find what Im looking for in here
Ill never find what Im looking for in here
Its just a game we play anyway
Ive got guy friends I know who do It every day
They go to the club just lookin to score
With some sweet young thing getting Jiggy on the dance floor
And they fork over 5s and 10s for mixed drinks and beers
And when their broke in the end
They go home with their friends
And he goes home alone
Until he plays again
This place is crawling with all kinds of bugs
Just looking for some action and an icy cold bud
A little word to the wise boys
Dont go buying me drinks because Ive never been that easy and cheap
Ill beat you up if you try to touch my ass
I dont take kindly to being harassed
Hey that rhymes
Have another drink and get high
Cause Ill never find what Im looking for in here
Ill never find what Im looking for in here