Im used to havin my breakfast in bed
Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread
I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean
Cause she told me Im walkin talkin love machine
Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne
Cause she told me that shed love me til the cows came home
The cows came home
The cows came home
I heard somethin mooin
Turned around and she was gone
Lord have mercy, the cows came home
The whole herd showed up when they heard shed gone
But I guess its better than bein alone
Well the slammin of the door is like a pie in the face
But I got enough milk for the human race
I didnt have to clue that there was anything wrong
Cause she told me that shed love me til the cows came home
The cows came home
The cows came home
I heard somethin mooin
Turned around and she was gone
Lord have mercy, the cows came home
I didnt see the writing on the wall
Missed the invitation to the bovine ball
I didnt hear no cowbells ringin
Gonna have to face the music that the fat ladys singin
The cows came home
The cows came home
I heard somethin mooin
Turned around and she was gone
Lord have mercy, the cows came home