Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
She walks into Smokeys, one hip at a time
Like a broken field runner slippin through the lines
He likes the way she looks, so he calls the little wife
Says Dont wait up for me, Ill be working late tonight
Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears
Calls her sister up and cries, Get over here
Sister tells her boyfriend, Be back in a while
Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile
He leaves the motor runnin, hell only be a minute
His car drives away with teenagers in it
The driver tells his buddies, Got one life to live
They scream into the night, lets get it over with
Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When youre spinnin round
Things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve
Heads for a semi-truck, jumps the curb
Truck hits a big boy in the Shoneys parking lot
Flies through the air, takes out the bank clock
Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks
Lines go down, town goes dark
Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all
Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
Cops ring up the mayor says, Theres panic in the street
We hate to wake you up, but we cant find the chief
Mayor says, Use your head, if he aint in his car
Hes hiding from his wife, down at Smokeys bar
Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When youre spinnin round
Things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When youre spinnin round
Things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun