Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings
Layin there doin that sleepy head thing
Theres a bird out my window spreadin his wings
Cheap chirp doin that singin
Thing I do when I first get up
Is that coffee thing in my favorite cup
Two gets me goin got things to do
Let me tell you a thing or two
Everythings a thing is you know what I mean
You cant do nothin cause theres no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin at all
Its all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is everythings a thing, oh yeah
Off to work in my old Mustang
Doin that bumper to bumper thing
Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding
Some guys doin that cell phone thing
Thing is the lights turned green
And he aint doin that drivin thing
And the thing is about all this
Talkin thing and drivin dont mix
Everythings a thing is you know what I mean
You cant do nothin cause theres no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin at all
Its all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is everythings a thing
If you think this song aint worth hummin
You got another thing comin
Everythings a thing is you know what I mean
You cant do nothin cause theres no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin at all
Its all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is everythings a thing
Everythings a thing
You gotta do your thing
Everythings a thing