Jesus is coming
Its been too many years
I hope he brings me forgiveness
And some cool souvenirs
Like some wings and a halo
I can wear now and then
Or a brand new commandment
Thatll prove hes my friend
Jesus is coming
Hes got a new bag of tricks
No more walking on water
No more healing the sick
But he can sure pick the horses
And he makes a mean sauce
And lets not forget
How he came down off that cross
Jesus, if youre coming
Could you hurry please?
Ive been praying forever
Its getting hard on my knees
Jesus, if youre coming
Could you please come alone?
Ive got no room for the faithful
Leave them disciples at home
Jesus is coming
Hes stuck in Atlanta
They shut down the airport
Hes having cocktails with Santa
Theyre both incognito
Wearing blue business suits
The waitress is giggling
She thinks Jesus is cute
Jesus is coming
Hes gonna hang with Madonna
I think theyre related
Shes named after his mamma
Hes gonna stand on the corner
Hes gonna howl at the moon
Tell the world that will listen
Hey, Ill be there soon
Jesus, if youre coming
Could you send me a sign?
Well, could you send me an angel
To steal this heart of mine?
Jesus, if youre coming
Could you send her soon?
She could crash on the sofa
I got plenty of room
Jesus is coming
Hes gonna tend to his flock
Have a big comeback special
Like Elvis, Jesus will rock
Jesus is coming
Yeah, thats the company line
But Jesus aint coming
Hes been here all the time
Jesus, if youre coming
When you make it back
If youre judging the wicked
I hope you cut me some slack
Jesus, if youre coming
I hope youre coming tonight
Cause Im alone in the darkness
And I could sure use the Light
Jesus is coming…