Back when I was just eighteen, I met the man in black
He said Jon, its nice to meet you, my name is Jack
We hung out all the time, we became good friends
We ran around, we hit the town every damn weekend
I started missin work cause I was dog-tired
That boss man had enough and good ol Jack got me fired
Me and Jack dont get along no more
Hes high up on the shelf while Im lyin on the floor
He makes me do things Ive never done before
He makes me cuss, he makes me fight
Dont know what I did last night
Shouldve left his ass at the liquor store
Now, me and Jack dont get along no more
Saw the girl of my dreams and man, she made me nervous
So, I leaned on my buddy Jack cause he gave me the courage
I swept her off her feet, stole her heart and made her mine
She moved in and didnt like my friend Jack takin all our time
She started gettin jealous, said, Jacks got to go
He just wouldnt leave, so my girl hit the road
And me and Jack dont get along no more
Hes high up on the shelf while Im lyin on the floor
He makes me do things Ive never done before
He makes me cuss, he makes me fight
Dont know what I did last night
Shouldve left his ass at the liquor store
Now, me and Jack dont get along no more, oh
Well, Jack got me in a trouble
And I wound up in jail
So, Im here doin time
Cause he wont pay my bail
Im gonna change my ways
As soon as I get out
Im headed for that liquor store to buy a fifth of Crown, cause
Me and Jack dont get along no more
Hes high up on the shelf while Im lyin on the floor
He makes me do things Ive never done before
He makes me cuss, he makes me fight
Dont know what I did last night
Shouldve left his ass at the liquor store
Now, me and Jack dont get along no more
Now, me and Jack dont get along no more
Now, we dont