I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said Im sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing
And he sang
Ooh ooh child, whatd you think the cold winters gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, nows the time for all the people to get together
Outside
Cause its the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fcking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The waters not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe Ill see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fcking outside
I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The Peoples Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasnt home so I called my girl
I asked her if shed like to join me as I
Entertain the world
And I said
Ooh ooh child, Ill bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, youre gonna like it when were taking each others pants off
Outside
Cause its the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fcking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The waters not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe Ill see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fcking outside
So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fcked everyone
We fcked a lady who sells ice cream
We fcked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fcking well they
They got fcked today
So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, youll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside
Cause its the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fcking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The waters not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe Ill see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fcking outside