This was a triumph.
Im making a note here HUGE SUCCESS.
Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
But theres no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.
Im not even angry.
Im being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And were out of beta were releasing on time.
So Im GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe youll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa –
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great
Its so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when theres science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD Im not you.
Ive experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive.
Im doing science and Im still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and Im still alive.
While youre dying Ill be still alive.
And when youre dead I will be still alive.
Still alive
Still alive