Ohh my god girl check out this guy
I mean like does he have enough gel in his hair?
And nice tee shirt
And the sunglasses cmon in a club?
Im so over it what a douchebag
Check your tee shirt before you leave your house
Does it really fit or would it fit on minnie mouse?
Hand full of gel to make your hair all spikey
Then youre looking in the mirror like why dont These girls like me?
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
If its winter in the Chi, you shouldnt be tan
Unless your asian, puerto rican, black, or mexican
Ed hardy hat, bro youre over 30
This is just a warning or youll end up on the dirty
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
You think its only guys but you girls are guilty too
That lui bag is fake I bet my life your breasts are too
Bleach blonde hair and a super kissy face
Ive seen that chick in person she looks better on myspace
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag