If you save yourself for marriage
Youre a bore
You dont save yourself for marriage
Youre a horrible person
If you wont have a drink
Then youre a prude
But theyll call you a drunk
As soon as you down the first one
If you cant lose the weight
Then youre just fat
But if you lose too much
Then youre on crack
Youre damned if you do
And youre damned if you dont
So you might as well just do
Whatever you want
So, make lots of noise hey
Kiss lots of boys yup
Or kiss lots of girls
If thats something youre into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or dont
Just follow your arrow
Wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow
Wherever it points
If you dont go to church
Youll go to hell
If youre the first one on the front row
Youre self-righteous son of a-
Cant win for losin
Youll just disappoint em
Just cause you cant beat em
Dont mean you should join em
So, make lots of noise hey
Kiss lots of boys yup
Or kiss lots of girls
If thats something youre into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or dont
Just follow your arrow
Wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow
Wherever it points
Say what you think Say what you think
Love who you love Love who you love
Cause you just get so many trips round the sun
Yeah, you only
Only live once
So make lots of noise hey
Kiss lots of boys yup
Or kiss lots of girls
If thats what youre into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, I would
And follow your arrow
Wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow
Wherever it points